Emma Stone >

Emma Stone is it these days.  She is in about a zillion movies in theaters now, and she is on every single magazine cover imaginable.  I might be exaggerating on those figures, but I, personally, adore Emma Stone.

Here she is at last night's premiere of The Help wearing Chanel Spring 2011 Couture and can I say, this is the most gorgeous I have ever seen her.  The sheer beaded tee over the slate grey dress is divine.  Her makeup is perfection and her smirk is, too.

I literally love everything about this.  Oh, and I still want red hair.

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They're Back! Almost.

Blair and Chuck are back to filming Gossip Girl on the streets of New York City.  The season returns September 26th, which is an eternity from now.  

Aside from the amazing fact that it looks like Chuck and Blair are on the same team (though they might be between scenes and it could just be Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick smiling), I can't look at anything else in this picture but her hair. 

No way in heck would Blair Waldorf ever wear her hair so ratty.  Okay, so it's not Serena-ratty, but it's ratty.  It's not even a good beach wave.  It's a I-just-got-out-of-the-shower-and-I-had-a-perm-but-it's-sorta-growing-out-and-I-didn't-put-any-Aussie-Sprunch-spray-in-it wave. 

Will Chuck and Blair's love withstand the test of Gossip Girl?  Will Serena wear sequins at 9am?  Will Dan wear plaid?  These questions and more to be answered next month.  Gah!  So far from now!

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Rihanna. Period. That's All.

Rihanna was spotted in Barbados just hanging out.  I'm sure she was doing a bit more than simply posing in her swimsuit top and Missoni pants, but this is the picture I have for you and this is what she's doing.

I really adore these pants.  I don't think I personally could wear them because I'm the same height as my 8 year old nephew, but you normal-height people should totally wear them.

I also am really loving her hair like this, as opposed to the fire engine red that it used to be.

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RHOBH

I think the most depressing thing about not having a television is not getting to watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills over and over again on Bravo. Andy Cohen (my future best friend) was joined by Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and Camille Grammar far from their homes on the west coast.

The Bravo fam attended a Hamptons magazine party looking as glam and mental as ever.  Gah I just want to be their friend.  I mean, I'm crazy enough!

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Blah Blah Ryan Gosling Films Movie Blah

Ryan Gosling is currently filming The Place Beyond the Pines in New York.  According to IMDb, the film is about a motorcycle stunt rider that considers committing a crime in order to provide for his wife and child, an act that puts him on a collision course with a cop-turned-politician.

Why so serious, Jenna, you ask?  Well I can't write anything weird about Ryan because when we meet here in the city and start dating, I don't want to be all "Oh yeah I write a blog and you are on it sometimes.  Oh no it's not about how much I love you or anything.  I mean, there is more to it of course. It's not called peace.love.gosling.  [nervous laugh]  You're going to break up with me aren't you?"  See? That's just a horrible conversation that I will not be having.

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Anne Hathaway at "One Day" Premiere

Anne Hathaway attended the premiere of the movie she is in even though it should've been Emily Blunt playing Emma.  I am currently reading One Day, and like a fool, I watched the trailer for the film.  Now, instead of picturing myself as the lead character per usual, I picture Anne Hathaway, and that doesn't make me happy one bit.

But the good news is, Anne wore these stunning Christian Louboutin pumps to the New York premiere last night.  Bravo.

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Hot Old Men Ahead

So Cowboys & Aliens is in theatres and is making tons of money.  I heard it's the best movie of all time.  I can't remember where I heard that.  I probably just made it up just now to get some more text under this picture.  Yes, that's what happened.  Oops, see!  More text.

Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford are in the flick, which naturally makes me want to see it.  Yes, Olivia Wilde is smokin' hot and is in it, too, but if I wanted to feel insignificant I would watch her hotness in The Change Up (which I did, and duh she's hot and duh it wasn't that good of a movie).

Well that is really all I've got for this post.  This would've been far better suited for tumblr, but cheese and rice I wanted to post on this blog, okay?!

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Rachel Bilson >

How can I write about the Teen Choice Awards without featuring Rachel Bilson, you ask?  No.  You probably weren't asking.  And I wasn't asking because I knew that I would.  So quit stressing me out about it!

Rachel Bilson was looking adorable, per usual, wearing a white Chloe Resort 2012 dress with some Brian Atwood spiked booties.  Of course if you know anything about me, you know I would wear the heck out of this outfit.  And no, not just because Bilson is wearing it.  But maybe a little.

Sometimes I think the things I write about how adorable Bilson and Kristen Bell are might seem a bit creepy.  But then a quick jump on Twitter and I see that people actually write to the celebrities serious things about wanting to meet them and date them and marry them and I realize I'm not that creepy.  I just do it behind their backs.  Natch.

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JB > Justin Bieber

Editor's Note:  I'm JB

Justin Bieber of course was at the Teen Choice Awards.  He, in fact, is the Teen Choice Awards.  He actually is everything, but I won't go into that.  I don't think your human brains can understand it.

And now for my very educated rundown of his clothes... The lesser JB was wearing moon shoes, black skinny jeans, a pink button-up with the sleeves spreezily scrunched up, a shiny moto-vest, and a sequined bow tie spreezily un-hooked.  Oh word?  That's a pre-tied bow tie that's un-hooked?  You're such a rebel.   I'll one up you, Bieber and show up on the blue carpet next time with a clip-on tie slung over my shoulder.

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Cameron Diaz is Jacked- Breaking News

When I worked at a gym slanging memberships, we had this "Body Age" test that showed you how old, well, your body was compared to your actual age.  Cameron Diaz's Body Age would be far younger than mine, but I still can't help but cringe at this teeny tiny A.L.C. dress.  I think it's a bit young to be on her, but Cam's body > mine, so I'll hush now.

Those shoes, though?  I'll take two.  A left and a right.  Obviously.

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Blake Lively is Hot- Shocking Discovery

The Teen Choice Awards were last night.  I'm shocked that I even knew that considering I live in the Stone Age and I don't have a tv.  Blah blah computer blah iPhone blah blah.

Blake Lively attended, sans boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio.  Considering they're super public about their relationship and are all over the cover of magazines discussing the intimate details of their love affair, I am surprised they didn't come together.  Ah, sorry.  I'm getting them and The Bachelorette couple mixed up.  My fault.

Not shocking, however, is how hot Blake looked in her Gucci Resort 2012 dress.  A little more covered up than usual, but gorgeous nonetheless.

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Let's Get Married, Sometime

So here's the thing about weddings.  I love them.  First of all, you get to get dressed up (at the good ones at least).   There aren't that many times I get to really dress up, so weddings are a great excuse.  Then, you get to eat, drink and dance on someone else's tab!  Okay, true.  I usually eat and drink on someone else's tab anyway, but the dancing part is the best.  And everyone is dancing!

And I get that everyone thinks short bridesmaids dresses are so adorable, but I never get the option to wear a long, formal dress, so if you have me in your wedding, can I wear a long one?  Oh, but no doubt the bridesmaids in my wedding will be wearing short dresses because, duh, all attention on me.  Just kidding!  Maybe.

My mom was the seamstress at a bridal salon my entire young life until she opened her own store.  I have been around bridal my entire life and it's one of my favorite things.  I don't particularly care to plan most of the wedding, and I don't have some dream vision of how my wedding is supposed to be, but I do know I'm going to have the best dress in the history of all weddings ever.  Take that Kate Middleton.

Why all the nonsensical blabbering about weddings?  Well because I like to talk about myself.  And because Vera Wang Bridal Fall 2011 images hit the tumblr earlier and I want to post them here.

The above image is my favorite.  Ruffles, ruffles and more ruffles.  Of course, these colors are gorgeous but I'm not wearing them for my wedding.

Open Letter to the World from Miranda Kerr-- PLS EXCLUSIVE

Why yes, I do have longer legs than you.  While we are on that topic, they are tanner and more toned than yours as well.  Oh this?  This is my baby.  He is more beautiful than your baby and his father is Orlando Bloom.  Yes, yes.  That Orlando Bloom.  He happens to be my husband and he is far hotter than your husband.  Seeing as we are already discussing people being "far hotter" than other people, I, personally, am far hotter than you.  My hair is perfect.  The rest of my body north of my perfect legs is perfect.  My clothing?  Gifted, but still lovely.  My hair is perfect and to top it off, I have a winning personality and a killer accent that is better than yours.   So sorry about your luck. 

Wild that I got Miranda Kerr to write a blog post about herself for me, right?  A bit narcissistic, no?  Meh.  I guess you can just change the part about the baby and the part about Orlando Bloom and it essentially could be about me.  

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are Married (Blatant Lie)

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on vacation right now in Hawaii, which I wouldn't hate right about now.

At first glance at this picture, I was a little weirded out that Jen wasn't wearing shoes.  But hey, they're in Hawaii and I've never been, so I assume all the beautiful people do it there.

Then I realized it's Jennifer Aniston.   But then I saw JT's hat, and shoes, and jeans.  But alas, it's Justin Theroux.

So basically this post is just one big circle of nothingness.  Except I maybe started a rumor in the title that they're married.  Except then I took it back.  So again, a circle of nothingness.

In completely unrelated news, I'm going to write a book.  The first half is going to be awesome, and then the second half is going to explain how nothing in the first half is true, or should be trusted.  Or something.

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So the Thing About Rachel Bilson...

It is no secret that I adore Rachel Bilson.  One look at my tumblr or a quick scan down the tags on the side of my blog, you can see she's a major girl crush for me.

But here's the thing, I don't ever really want her to talk.  I mean, of course she can talk.  I'm not Ursula for goodness sake!  But I prefer my Bilson to only be in photographs.  I never watched The O.C. and I have hated everything else she has done (especially those stupid Magnum Ice Cream commercials- kill me).

Rachel's newest venture into "acting" is a show on the CW, Hart of Dixie.  Rachel plays a "fast-talking New Yorker and brand new doctor" that "has it all figured out - after graduating top of her class from medical school, she'll follow in her father's footsteps and become a cardio-thoracic surgeon. But when her dreams fall apart, Zoe decides to accept an offer from a stranger, Dr. Harley Wilkes, to work with him at his small practice in Bluebell, Alabama."

Um. Okay. Nothing much about that screams 5-foot-nothing, soft-spoken Bilson. But hey! That's why it's called "acting" right? Well, I don't particularly think Ms. Bilson is the best at that, which is why I won't be watching. Okay okay, I also won't be watching because I don't have a television, but semantics people!